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To think about

If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighten your day with a smile.

Three drunk men

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver.Read More

What police and women have in common.

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighten your day with a smile.

How to impress a woman and a woman

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:   * Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her *Read More

National lottery draw

National Lottery Draw   A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, “In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon in the man said, “I want him to win the NationalRead More

Don’t do it

Don’t Do It!   HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don’t do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don’t say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass! WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What areRead More

Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term:

Top 50 Dumbest Things President George W. Bush said in his first term:   50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” β€”at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002   49. “We spent a lot ofRead More